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2023: Gulp it down with all your thirstiness, and your savoring of the Dark Cider will be complete. And so will your wardrobe.
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2023: Beware the power of the Dark Cider. Sweetness, flavor, carbonation-the Dark Cider's force are they. Easily to flows, quick to slake your thirst. One flavor satisfies all sizes.
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2023: DARK MENACING REFRESHING FASHION Thirst is the path to the Dark Cider. Thirst leads to drinking. Drinking leads to tasting. Tasting....leads to satisfaction
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2023: When you drink the Dark Cider, careful you must be. For the Dark Cider drinks back. It drinks up the gazes of all who stare at your shirt in admiration!
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2023: Drink it down, and the flavor will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Only at the end of your glass do you realize the flavor of the Dark Cider.
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2023: Give yourself to the Dark Cider. It is the only way you can cure your thirst. If you will not turn to the Dark Cider...then perhaps the next customer will.
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2023: Wear this shirt to declare proudly that you do it best on tabletops, 'cause that's how you roll!
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2023: The fabric of this shirt may not contribute much to your Armor Class, but it'll definitely boost your Charisma (among gamers)!
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2023: Put away the grid paper
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2023: Make your saving throw versus Fashion Disaster by rolling up in one of these T-shirts. Perfect wear for attacking the darkness with Magic Missile!
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2023: The percentage tables indicate this apparel is the top in tops for tabletoppers! Put the 'class' in 'character class'!